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shit clots by henryyyy June 23, 2008
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Shit Closet
A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers
Shit Closet by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019
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shit clots • clit shit • shitcloth • shit closet • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced
shit closet
JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?
Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway
Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway
shit closet by Jyarsse December 16, 2006
shit closet
the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.
shit closet by Miss Canuck January 5, 2011
don't shit too close to home
Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
don't shit too close to home by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
shit in the closet
A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
shit in the closet by exposer...sh December 19, 2011
shitcloth
a dirty oshawa Cocaine Snorting fake as bitch named Suzanne Norris. You can find people like this Downtown Oshawa high on Cocaine, notice the red nose and sore back they are always complainging about, and lack of money due to this nasty habbit. They try to cover it up by saying they have a cold.
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