Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
by Eric Lazar August 17, 2007
Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
by matt April 08, 2005
1. An uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
Bootcamp company commander at 4am....
Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.
Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.
by Colonel Coo August 09, 2006
Look at that wife-beating, mother-fucking, sloppily-drunken shit bird
by Nick February 08, 2003
George W. Bush.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.
SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !
Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972
"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."
Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972
"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."
by BenAMarine September 18, 2006
by Vance Birznasty March 04, 2004
when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.
by Lewiville September 13, 2006