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shit berry 

any berry in the wood that is picked and rolled around in the finger of one who had just bare-handedly wiped there ass.

shit berries are often used as in an initiation ritual when welcoming city folk into a more rural community.
i hear y'all folks just moved here from the big city. let me show you some of the local vegetation, here smell this. we call that a shit berry.
shit berry by minnow3647 March 23, 2010
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Shit-berry muffins 

Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!

That Barry-Bonds shit 

Used to describe someone who is using performance enhancing drugs. When someone gains a lot of muscle in a short period of time.
He's on that Barry-Bonds shit!

ShitBerry 

Another name for a BlackBerry Smartphone, commonly used when it is malfunctioning.
This ShitBerry is absolutely doing my head in.
ShitBerry by Noggal March 11, 2011

ShitBerry 

Slang term for a shit BlackBerry phone.
Usually used when it is broken or frozen for expressing annoyance
Person 1: I hate my ShitBerry so much
ShitBerry by The WordFather November 12, 2012

Shitberry 

A small nugget of poo on your bellend after anal sex.
"Ooh! You've left a little shitberry on my little helmet, love. Better douche next time."
Shitberry by Chilly Beef February 9, 2022