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shit bands 

The plural for a band that makes bad music
Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.
shit bands by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007
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SHIT BANDS 

99 percent of the shit that's on Myspace.
Joff: Hey dood, check out me new band homeboy, were on myspace man, we gonna be massive dood.

Rab: Not tonight mate, washing me hair.

Joff: But dood, we gonna be massive n stuff! Aiiiight! I got contacts me.

Rab: Sunshine, all the advertisement in the world won't make you a better band. Now fuck off, you little flid. Tsssk, shit bands and myspace go together like flies and shit.
SHIT BANDS by heresyourchair January 6, 2010

really shit band 

anything that is listened to by townies
that so solid crew are a really shit band
really shit band by JimmyK September 18, 2003

Really Shit Band 

Most often, a band of little musical talent or significance whatsoever. Usually, the type of band which your one crazy, musically incompetent friend listens to and rips guitar tab from off the internet in an attempt to impress others who could not tell the difference between a Really Shit Band and the sound of their own head imploding from horrible sounds the rest of us are subjected to.
I kicked Mark in the balls and he sounded like a Really Shit Band.
Really Shit Band by Coiked April 13, 2004

Shit Band 

Panic! At the Disco, New Metallica, Fallout Boy, Korn, and Slipknot.

Antonym:
Dream Theater, Marilyn Manson, Tool
The above are all shit bands.
Shit Band by Raphael Faunus December 14, 2008

really shit band 

blazin squad
westlife
s club 8
these are all fukin shit and need to be lined up against a wall and shot
*im a twat im a twat im a twat*
*pooooooooooooooo*
really shit band by louise April 11, 2004

shit-ass band

D12 is a shit-ass band.
shit-ass band by Anonymous August 8, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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