Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged
by nixon4s September 06, 2013

by scamlamb January 03, 2011

a useless fuck. Normally a co-worker who does not pull their weight nearly enough. They tend to drove in packs in the military, ie: navy
by papoose24 December 21, 2009

An individual who smells like hot garbage, bathes in his or her own urine & lives under a freeway overpass; A subject who is usually addicted to one or more drugs. A derogitory comment usually aimed @ transients, crackheads, or asshole buddies.
by SUX2BU October 16, 2003

As the name suggests, a 'shit bag' is simply a bag filled with shit. Alternatively, Wikipedia states that a 'shit bag' is a colostomy bag, but each to their own.
"Shit bags are air and water tight and allow the wearer to lead an active, normal lifestyle that can include all forms of sports and recreation." - Wikipedia on the shit bag.
by Criminal Activist November 10, 2007

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

: a phrase pertaining to a group of individuals with an inflated view of self worth. Usually found driving an expensive two-door with either a cell-phone or bluetooth earpiece to thier ear going way too slow in the fast lane. They can also be found without a cell-phone or bluetooth going about 90mph (anywhere) and honking at your grandma if she get in his way.
by strongdynamics January 27, 2008
