shish kabob 

Only the best food in the world, you will fall in love and get married to it

girl- Omg i must marry this shish kabob

shish kabob by valeuchick June 13, 2008

shish kabob 

The act of inserting your penis into another man's ass, linking at least three men together to create a chain.

While playing Modern Warfare 2, I called in a tactical nuke, and shish kabobed the whole team.

shish kabob by Blackie Brad Pitt March 26, 2010

Shish Kabob 

When a man skewers his penis with a wooden stick or rod. This is generally done for pleasure as the stick allows for a build-up of cum meaning a super crazy feeling. Occasionally the skewering is done by someone else.

Person 1: Did you hear Peter Shish Kabobed
Person 2: Yeah I heard it all right

Shish Kabob by Shish Kabober February 8, 2022

Shish Kabob 

A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing

You can face f*** me but only if we shish kabob.

Shish Kabob by DogeBoneGravesite April 20, 2021

Shish Kabob of Shame Syndrom 

(Also known as SAS Syndrom)

An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....


**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...

Bill: Dude!

Dude: What?

Bill: did you here about Garrett?

Dude: no! what??!!

Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.

Dude:...word?

Shish Kabob of Shame Syndrom by Von mannshaft March 18, 2009

Atlantic Shish-kabob 

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.

Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

Atlantic Shish-kabob by Constance Beemer December 17, 2008

Canadian Shish-Kabob 

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

Canadian Shish-Kabob by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011