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shisgasm 

Shisgasm, when said laid has had her chin rest removed from between the vagina & anus. In this situation climax is also referred to as shisgasm, due to the sudden exertion of urine & fecees (piss & shit AKA 'shiss'.
Oh my good lady, you have just performed an almighty shisgasm all over my stump.
shisgasm by Shissy April 18, 2018
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Shitgasm 

The State of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant crap(or perfoming "Shock and Awe") from your body... usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. Much like the state of relaxation after an orgasm... kinda...
"I shitgasmed twice already this morning... its gonna be a good day!"
Shitgasm by JadeHawk June 8, 2004
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the wonderful feeling of release caused by dumping a shit either so powerful or forced to be held in until the last possible moment ("the crowning"). Can be either a verb or noun.
He experienced the bliss of a shigasm in the gas station crapper after a 3 hour, Red Bull and french fry road trip
shigasm by Brett from Cincy November 4, 2007

Shitgasm 

That really good feeling you get after taking a big shit
Guy: I took a huge shit like 5 minutes ago and now i'm having a really great shitgasm.
Shitgasm by me123abc January 14, 2009

Shitgasm 

When an individual releases the excrete that has been building inside of his or herself for hours. This is proceeded by a euphoric relief.
"Gregg, ever taken a shit that just felt so right"
"Oh, you mean a shitgasm, totally!"

Shitgasm 

N. The Best part of feciation. A moment of infinite awesomeness.
Boy: ohh, yeah! Yes!
Mom: honey, whats going on?
Boy: nothing, mom. Just having a shitgasm on the toilet.
Shitgasm by StarRockerGuy January 14, 2010

Shitgasm 

The incredible feeling of taking a long anticipated shit.
I had to shit for hours and couldn't find a toilet; but once I did I had the best shitgasm of my life.
Shitgasm by sbsmike January 21, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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