shirtkin 

When you wipe your hands on a friend's shirt unbeknownst to him/her.

This barbeque sauce is mad delicious, but it's all over me hands and no napkins in sight. Time to shirtkin this shit.

shirtkin by mitchellberry September 6, 2006

red shirting 

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin

"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject

red shirting by subZOOM February 4, 2015

T-Shirting 

T-Shirt as a verb. To t-shirt something is to like it so much that you would want to wear it on the front of a custom t-shirt. This can be an item, photo/image, or phrase/quote.

James: Did you hear about that politician from Chicago?

Amy: Yeah, I bet they'll t-shirt that guy someday.

OR:

He liked his cats so much that he'll be t-shirting their pictures tonight.

T-Shirting by M. Fox October 19, 2009

shirking from home 

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

shirking from home by Babster April 27, 2008

Shirtgina 

If a particulary large-breasted woman wears a button-up shirt too small for her bosom and still insists on buttoning all the buttons, a shirtgina occurs; it is the gap between two straining buttons over the front-most swell of the breasts. The gap is akin to the shape of a woman's vagina and if no undershirt is worn, the gap gives a peek into the world of cleavage beneath.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that girl's boobs?
Person 2: Yeah. That button-up was too small. She totally had a shirtgina goin' on!

Shirtgina by soulfulgray March 20, 2009

usual shitking 

A colloquial phrase used to describe something tiring, overdone and often unpleasant.

Taken from the title of mashcore producer Renard's 2012 track of the same name.

"David was up to his usual shitking as always."

usual shitking by deadass79 July 1, 2019

shitking 

The king off all things shitty.

HEY, i AM THE SHITKING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

shitking by Alomar January 26, 2005