shirt love

Walking up behind a seated person, pulling the front of your shirt over their head and rubbing their face gently while saying "shirt love, shirt love, shirt love". Originally coined by David Kroz.

"Yeah man, I gave her shirt love. She digs me."

shirt love by Matt Roadie October 30, 2007

National Wear your Puppie love shirt 

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

National Wear your Puppie love shirt by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022

i shit love you 

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

i shit love you by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

Love shit 

When during full penetration anal the receiver shits out the pecker.

Lenny and Roxanne did a love shit last night. It was a mess as she didn’t have an enema beforehand.

Love shit by Kong Dong 69 February 4, 2021

Love shart 

The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.

Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.

Love shart by Shoutymike October 15, 2016

Love Shit 

When you're pulling a one night stand or just starting to date a girl/guy and you take a dump in their toilet. Not just any dump though, one of the foulest, sloppiest, noisiest and odorous dumps you will ever have!!

Causes: Nerves, fast food, kinky sex etc.

Jimmy: Hey what you doing back so early? Thought you were with that blonde chic?

Carl: She got pissy cause I took a shit in her toilet! I just couldn't hold it in man.

Jimmy: Love shit cock blocking! Love it!

Love Shit by mit5 March 3, 2011

IN LOVE WITH SHIT 

I AM (YA HEY)

Nobody can ever love me as every FACE I see in FECES brings me more IN LOVE WITH SHIT then anything on this EARTH and the SMELL is the SEXYNESS that brings me to be the SHITEATER I am and MORE MORE MORE.

IN LOVE WITH SHIT by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 7, 2021