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shitistics
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
Shrishti
She is a girl with pure heart and soul. A crazy soul with lots of aspirations. She is someone who gets confidence from the ones she love and admires the most. She does not always express herself and tries to keep her difficult situations to herself; just because she doesn't want to burden her loved ones. She is a person with brightest smile and kind heart. She is someone who thinks of others before herself. She's tough and her anger is frequent. But only few things can bring her down that will make her feel low but not always. She will always look up to genuine things and people ; and she's someone who will be really understanding in all situations. People having her will have all the colors of the rainbow with them. They can witness a funky crazy violent companion. They will have someone who would be supportive in right things and would be up for you at any cost.
Shirin
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. They are one of the most sexiest girls out there. They know how to party and have the best dance moves. They do not know how beautiful they are, and don't believe when people say it. She is shy at first, but once you get to know her she will lighten up your every single day. They make the best girlfriend ever. They are the type of girl that doesn't freak out over little things, unless they are positive. They are very understanding but are not afraid to stand up for themselves. They make the best friends and they know how to keep a long relationship. If you are lucky enough to meet a Shirin, hold on to her because you will never find anyone that is as trustworthy and kind as her.
Shirin by besttranslater March 12, 2013
Sherise
sh(e)-ri-se\ as a girl's name is a variant of Cerise (English, French), Cherise (Old French) and Sherisa, and the meaning of Sherise is "cherry".
This is also a synonym for "the embodiment of awesome". Sherises tend to be pretty, intelligent, and confident.
Some may categorize some Sherise-like actions as "weird" but that is just her awesomeness levels temporarily spiking too high for humans to see it. This phenomena causes Sherise to sometimes be called she RISE as she rises above all that you thought was possible.
Many Sherises also double as carriers of "dat ass".
This is also a synonym for "the embodiment of awesome". Sherises tend to be pretty, intelligent, and confident.
Some may categorize some Sherise-like actions as "weird" but that is just her awesomeness levels temporarily spiking too high for humans to see it. This phenomena causes Sherise to sometimes be called she RISE as she rises above all that you thought was possible.
Many Sherises also double as carriers of "dat ass".
Shristi
~Best creation made by god
~Means universe or entire world
~VERY social, will get out of her way to help others
~Means universe or entire world
~VERY social, will get out of her way to help others
Shristi by Snapple667 December 29, 2016
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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