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shined up 

The state of being one enters when one has had two or more alcoholic beverages than one should have had.
I was feeling a bit buzzed last night but decided to keep drinking until I was shined up
shined up by Anthon124 July 12, 2009

shined on 

To be deliberately ignored. Actually, worse than being ignored. Your presence not even being acknowledged. Someone talking to others around you, and passing you up like your invisible. Seeing you at a store or on the street and passing you by without saying hello.
Me: Hey Joe! What's up.

Joe: What's up! Steven is here with me!
Me: Who? (totally ignoring Steven.)
Steven: Hey, Joe... That fool totally just Shined on!
shined on by becks8806 July 24, 2014

shined up big rig

A heavy(fat) girl that is still hot
damn thats a shined up big rig i wouldn't mind takin for a ride
shined up big rig by Anonymous August 15, 2003

shined my ass 

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.
"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."
shined my ass by unclvito November 30, 2017

Shined up 

To brandish a gun in a menacing manner
ex: to shine up, he shined me, I got shined
Yo dawg, I got shined up by Quantavious when he saw my new Jordans outside KFC da other day.
Shined up by Ho Sniper March 21, 2018

spit shined 

Shiney as new; or worked hard to clean something to make it appear as new
She has a spit shined lexus in her porch. Spit shined means .

To impress the interviewer I spit shined my outfit.
spit shined by sudeepjha1993 April 14, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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