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shined up 

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The state of being one enters when one has had two or more alcoholic beverages than one should have had.
I was feeling a bit buzzed last night but decided to keep drinking until I was shined up
shined up by Anthon124 July 12, 2009

shined on 

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To be deliberately ignored. Actually, worse than being ignored. Your presence not even being acknowledged. Someone talking to others around you, and passing you up like your invisible. Seeing you at a store or on the street and passing you by without saying hello.
Me: Hey Joe! What's up.

Joe: What's up! Steven is here with me!
Me: Who? (totally ignoring Steven.)
Steven: Hey, Joe... That fool totally just Shined on!
shined on by becks8806 July 24, 2014

shined up big rig

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A heavy(fat) girl that is still hot
damn thats a shined up big rig i wouldn't mind takin for a ride
shined up big rig by Anonymous August 15, 2003

shined my ass 

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To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.
"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."
shined my ass by unclvito November 30, 2017

Shined up 

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To brandish a gun in a menacing manner
ex: to shine up, he shined me, I got shined
Yo dawg, I got shined up by Quantavious when he saw my new Jordans outside KFC da other day.
Shined up by Ho Sniper March 21, 2018

spit shined 

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Shiney as new; or worked hard to clean something to make it appear as new
She has a spit shined lexus in her porch. Spit shined means .

To impress the interviewer I spit shined my outfit.
spit shined by sudeepjha1993 April 14, 2016
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Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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