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A high-powered bitch slap. Most effective when the right hand is kissed before slapping.
Vanessa was being annoying so Jp gave her a good ol' fashioned Shmanko.
Shmanko by J-Fla$h July 24, 2008
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Thank You for those bored with the stereotypical abreviation thnx or ty, or tnx. A non carbon copy word that is actually interesting.
hey i submitted it to urban dictionary.. shmanks
Shmanks by i finally got a name February 28, 2010
A fly-ass fellow who always watches your back and keeps the bitches in line.
Wemo needsa stop actin a straight fool and play a Shidank.
Shidank by Shidank May 15, 2010
Shivank is better than you. You can't beat him, so stop messing with him. Don't act dumb around him because he gets angry easily.
Person A: You act just like Shivank. That's perfect man.
Person B: Yeah, I know, I've been trying to talk to him---he's the best. I love him.
Shivank by RFistheBest December 10, 2018
Shivank can be the worst or the best person you've seen . Depending on how you treat him . If you're his friend then he can sail the world for you. Most shivanks are taurus . They love burgers. It's just about winning his heart and you'll become an eternal part of his life. You give him respect he'll respect you back . He can be the most good looking and smartest person on earth . It's just that you should have the beauty in YOUR eyes to see his beauty. He is the kindest, sweetest and most sensitive person alive .
I wanna become shivank one day
Shmanka- the factor of mental/psychic powers used by a family member of the Shmanka bloodline in order to cheat/break the laws of physics/completely become unpredictable
Rolling a pair of 6's on 6 sided die 21 times in a row during a game of risk.
Shmanka by petershmanka January 3, 2005
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