shifty titties

When you pick up a girl with a great rack at a bar and when she bends over to show you the goods, her teeth fall out.

Damn, that girl almost had me. Should have known they were shifty titties.

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Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.

*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"

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When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.

"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."

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when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.

i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me

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A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

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When a woman with a nipple as large as a penis fucks a man in the ass with it.

When I saw the size of her nipples, I asked for a shitty tittie.

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