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Dead man's shift 

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
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Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's 

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's
Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

that shit's dingo

A catchphrase born from the brilliant mind of Rowan Bettjeman of Viva La Dirt League to describe something as being great and is a catchphrase that definitely exists.
"Is that keyboard working?"

"Yeah, it's working fine"

"Oh nice, that shit's dingo"

Shit's off the pot 

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
Shit's off the pot by pwnb0t July 21, 2009

Shit's goin down 

An expression used commonly to refer to a seemingly impending fight or confrontation that will usually result in someone or multiple persons getting the shit beat out of them. Often heard when one person insults another's mother or girlfriend and the man insulted enough is ready to flip.
He just hit on big Mike's girl.
Dude, shit's goin down.
Shit's goin down by dawg47 May 31, 2010

Shit's Rough

Used to describe a situation that has caused grief. This can be used in very serious situations or completely retarded ones. Kinda like "That Sucks".

It can also be used to describe intensity.
Dean: "Dude... My mother passed away yesterday"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Hey look, I typed 'teh' when I wanted to type 'the'"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Dude, have you seen 'Requiem For A Dream?"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."
Shit's Rough by BloOdMonKeY87 August 13, 2010