shickets

Shitty tickets

I waited too late to buy tickets now all that's left are shickets...

shickets by ShadyJ93 March 30, 2016

Shickets

Shit + Tickets = Shickets
Shit tickets are slang for toilet paper.

Honey help!! Can you bring me a new roll of shickets??

Shickets by anonymous April 26, 2023

Lemony Snickets 

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.

I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.

Lemony Snickets by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005

shockets 

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

shockets by provider44 January 15, 2010

snickets 

A particularly potent strand of marijuana

Get down on them Snicketts

snickets by J. Currie May 4, 2005

shickest 

Cool. Coolest. Best

Morgan is da shickest of em all

shickest by Cusry August 1, 2017

Shit Shtickets 

A phrase from Cassinese, that is often used as a curse, in reference to something stupid occurring on the speaker's behalf.

"Ahh, shit shtickets, I messed up!"

Shit Shtickets by Cassinese November 19, 2012