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Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome 

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.
Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*
A chamber of shame where you go to do things that are not particularly bad, but you feel embarrassed to do in say, your living room.
Coined by 710 KIRO's Luke Burbank on his show "Too Beautiful to Live".
"Dude, after I got my electric massage chair from Brookstone, I had to put it into my shamber because my friends would think that I was a total douchebag."
Shamber by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009

shamberts 

a nickname for Adam Lambert copycats
there were quite a few shamberts that auditioned on American Idol season 9.
shamberts by yourmusicblogger February 8, 2010

Shimbers 

The prickly things on a cats tongue. Why cats tongues feel like sand paper.
"Quit licking me Wiskers, your shimbers hurt!"
Shimbers by cookiefish October 7, 2015
a person who has a vag like the grand canyon and fucks a lot of people.
That hoe right there is a total shamber.
Shamber by The Cha-Cha October 3, 2008
an itellectual girl, who is outgoing, random, and beautiful
Did you see Shamber at the mall?
shamber by When the Tears Fal December 27, 2009