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schmacked 

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schmacked 

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
Schmacked by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018

shmacked 

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
When you're smacked and baked at the same time.
Alex (after smoking an eighth): man, I'm feeling shhhbaked right now.

Oscar: Same.
shhhbaked by Bby320 March 8, 2017

shmacked 

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.
Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.
shmacked by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

shmacked 

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.
I was so shmacked last night.
shmacked by thebx41 September 20, 2012