The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.
In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.
I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.