Shimitz

To crap/shit your pants

The class room smelt so bad I could of sworn someone Shimitz their pants

by Hell-Fire-Hitmen March 8, 2023

Shimize

Shim-ize

verb - Shimized, Shimizing

To fix, resolve, repair or mend a situation in a miraculous way

Thanks man, you shimized the fuck out of my car, it runs like a dream now, I thought I was going to have to scrap it.

Do you think you can shimize my computer for me, I dropped it yesterday and now it doesn't even switch on

by g.shim August 5, 2011

shimizued

To be thrown under a bus

I can't believe I got shimizued by one of my bro's at work.

by blue birded November 21, 2013

Shimits

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

by W L H June 24, 2006

shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

by bruxia November 2, 2010

Simitzianity

A cult made to praise our god simitzh. A higher entity that lives among us.

Mhxmhxs are simitzians, they believe in simitzianity

by Mhxmhx May 2, 2023

kiyoko shimizu

Kiyoko Shimizu is a beautiful person who is a third year at Karasuno (a volleyball anime named Haikyuu) she is one of their managers. She is a blessing lmao.

person 1:

"Who's that girl??"
person 2:
"That's 'Kiyoko Shimizu' she's is such a blessing!"

by Thottie The Bhaddie June 4, 2021