shemite
When you're unable to determine someone's gender, someone you think is a female, but might be a dude.
shemite by René Claypool November 14, 2022
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Grammar Anti-Semite
Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.
Grammar Anti-Semite by Ponky Poo July 28, 2011
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shemite • shmite • Sheitel Head • shemine • Semite Lushes • semiterry • semitery • shegite • Sheitelia • Shelite
Semite Lushes
The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.
Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck
Semite Lushes by Suns_Out April 20, 2013
shemine
The beautiful name worn by a most special minecraft player. This name only deserves to be worn by the most palpable bae, whose earlier name was SticksAreOp.
This player is a boy, not a female mine.
He often changes outfits, anything from neon hair to matt clothing.
He has over a dozen girlfriends, and is most popular among many.
This player is a boy, not a female mine.
He often changes outfits, anything from neon hair to matt clothing.
He has over a dozen girlfriends, and is most popular among many.
"SheMine hacks!" -Ikr
" SheMine is asking you to rek him."
"SheMine, how you such a bae? I'm jealous ;-;"
"SheMine, stop doing homework and come online!"
" SheMine is asking you to rek him."
"SheMine, how you such a bae? I'm jealous ;-;"
"SheMine, stop doing homework and come online!"
shemine by WhyYouNoDie June 1, 2016
Raging Semite
A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.
Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
Raging Semite by Marbury965 May 6, 2011
Shmite
numerous meanings behind this word relating to Marijuana. It can be used in all verbal contexts.
1. Let's go smoke.
2. Let's get really high
3. That was good weed
4. I'm so fucking high right now
1. Let's go smoke.
2. Let's get really high
3. That was good weed
4. I'm so fucking high right now
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Anti-Semite by duck November 2, 2003
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