The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.

D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.

sheisterly by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010

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sheister

A politician with exceptionally questionable tactics, but still claims to be a good guy when it comes time for re election.

Mike Carroll, Pennsylvania Legislator, is a real sheister. He says one thing and then when its time for re-election he expects us to like him again

sheister by chucky mavison January 29, 2008

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Scrabble Sheister

scrabble player who earns their points by adding an "s" or "d" to the end of a high scoring word belonging to another player.

or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.

In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.

Player one: A M A Z E. Ha- double word score, 32 points.

Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.

Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!

Scrabble Sheister by Shumado December 29, 2010

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sheister

Ok folks, its shYster. (and not slang)
1. a lawyer who uses unprofessional or questionable methods.
2. a person who gets along by petty, sharp practices.

Calling someone a shyster (not Sheister) might be considered libellous; knowing its probable origin adds insult to injury.

sheister by DivineAnarchy December 7, 2006

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