sheisser
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scheissery
A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020
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sheisse
this word, not the more known "shiza" is german for shit.
It's not terribly strong, and one will often find little german children running around screaming Scheisse! Scheisse! More effective Is:
"Fick dich ins Knie du Arschloch"
Or simply "Fick dich", meaning fuck you
also spelled: Scheiße
It's not terribly strong, and one will often find little german children running around screaming Scheisse! Scheisse! More effective Is:
"Fick dich ins Knie du Arschloch"
Or simply "Fick dich", meaning fuck you
also spelled: Scheiße
sheisse by got_human? February 18, 2005
sheister
That used car salesman is a real sheister
sheisse
1) Noun. Americanized version of the German word Scheiße (also: Scheisse) meaning shit (respectively shite/shyte in the UK and Ireland). Slightly less offensive in German than "shit" in American English, though definitely not ok for children or polite conversation.
Used as a plain noun or exclamation.
2) Compound form: sheiss ___ (originally Scheiß-/Scheiss-)
Used as part of an offense/pejorative term or just as an emphasis like "fucking ___". Works with nouns and adjectives.
3) Agent: sheisser (Scheißer/Scheisser)
Used as a pejorative term for a person, comparable to "fuckhead" or "damn jerk".
4) Adjective: sheisse (scheiße/scheisse; also: beschissen)
Used to describe stuff that's broken or just crap. Much handier in English than in German where you have to decline basically everything.
5) Verb: sheissen (scheißen/scheissen)
Never used unless you are really desperate to appear cool.
Used as a plain noun or exclamation.
2) Compound form: sheiss ___ (originally Scheiß-/Scheiss-)
Used as part of an offense/pejorative term or just as an emphasis like "fucking ___". Works with nouns and adjectives.
3) Agent: sheisser (Scheißer/Scheisser)
Used as a pejorative term for a person, comparable to "fuckhead" or "damn jerk".
4) Adjective: sheisse (scheiße/scheisse; also: beschissen)
Used to describe stuff that's broken or just crap. Much handier in English than in German where you have to decline basically everything.
5) Verb: sheissen (scheißen/scheissen)
Never used unless you are really desperate to appear cool.
1) This software is complete sheisse!
Sheisse! I forgot my keys at home.
2) I'm already late and my sheiss car won't work!
Man, it's so sheiss cold today!
3) I asked my best friend to look after my girlfriend while I'm abroad and this sheisser fucked her almost the moment i was gone!
4) This TV-show is so sheisse I can't take it anymore!
5) N/A
Sheisse! I forgot my keys at home.
2) I'm already late and my sheiss car won't work!
Man, it's so sheiss cold today!
3) I asked my best friend to look after my girlfriend while I'm abroad and this sheisser fucked her almost the moment i was gone!
4) This TV-show is so sheisse I can't take it anymore!
5) N/A
sheisterly
The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.
Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?
D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.
Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?
D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.
Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
sheisterly by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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