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scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying topull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020
this word, not the more known "shiza" is german for shit.
It's not terribly strong, and one will often find little german children running around screaming Scheisse! Scheisse! More effective Is:
"Fick dich ins Knie du Arschloch"
Or simply "Fick dich", meaning fuck you
also spelled: Scheiße
sheisse by got_human? February 18, 2005

sheister 

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.
That used car salesman is a real sheister
sheister by ajiggy November 25, 2003
1) Noun. Americanized version of the German word Scheiße (also: Scheisse) meaning shit (respectively shite/shyte in the UK and Ireland). Slightly less offensive in German than "shit" in American English, though definitely not ok for children or polite conversation.
Used as a plain noun or exclamation.

2) Compound form: sheiss ___ (originally Scheiß-/Scheiss-)
Used as part of an offense/pejorative term or just as an emphasis like "fucking ___". Works with nouns and adjectives.

3) Agent: sheisser (Scheißer/Scheisser)
Used as a pejorative term for a person, comparable to "fuckhead" or "damn jerk".

4) Adjective: sheisse (scheiße/scheisse; also: beschissen)
Used to describe stuff that's broken or just crap. Much handier in English than in German where you have to decline basically everything.

5) Verb: sheissen (scheißen/scheissen)
Never used unless you are really desperate to appear cool.
1) This software is complete sheisse!

Sheisse! I forgot my keys at home.

2) I'm already late and my sheiss car won't work!

Man, it's so sheiss cold today!

3) I asked my best friend to look after my girlfriend while I'm abroad and this sheisser fucked her almost the moment i was gone!

4) This TV-show is so sheisse I can't take it anymore!

5) N/A
sheisse by h_k_ May 12, 2009
the german word for shit. not considered as bad as it is in the states, little kids will say it freely and never get in trouble. one of the most commonly heard words in the german language.
ich muss die fische ficken... ohhh sheisse!
(translation: i must fuck the fish... ohhh shit!)
sheisse by b-low July 26, 2006

sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
sheisterly by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010