(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.
From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.
"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.