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Scheisser 

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German in origin.

Scheisser = to shit, shit. Pronounced: shy-zer.

1.) Can be used to express upset or shock.

2.) A sexual perversion first recorded by the Russians, later made famous by the Germans. It is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the shit.

In a usual case of a "Scheisser" a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the "gift". The man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females' mouth, and proceeds to shit into the awaiting mouth.

The female then proceeds to eat the shit in front of her partner. Sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the shit.

This is only true for solid shit. It is not the same for non-solid.

They similar to a Clevland steamer and Boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
1.) Can be used in an exasperated tone Oh Scheisser! which means Oh shit.

2.) "Essen mein Scheisser!" "Okey - dokey!" Trans. "Eat my shit!", "Okey dokey!"

From South Park's movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" The scene where it is discovered that Cartman's mom is a German Scheisser star.
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scheizer 

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An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
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Schwisper

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A shout but in the tone of a whisper
it was neither a shout nor a whisper, it was a schwisper
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scheissegeist

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From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.
Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.
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scheissery

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A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

scheisse

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1. German word for "crap" or "shit"
2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.
Oh Scheisse!
scheisse by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003

scheister 

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someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008
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