sheep shaggin

Favourite passtime for Ballymena men.

Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.

Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.

Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey

by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

sheep shagging bastard

Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.

see Jimmy, he's a fuckin sheep shagging bastard.

by the non don May 2, 2008

sheep shagging milk bottle

Someone from wales with a milk bottle tan

Jack Carden is such a sheep shagging milk bottle

by thesheepshaggingmilkbottle July 27, 2011

Sheep shagging bastard

A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheep’s arsehole ya dirty cunt

So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

Sheep shagging bastard

Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep

Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard

by Yeet us that baby sheep December 5, 2019

Sheep shagging

The English Welsh and Irish are all dirty sheep shagging shit head bastards but so are the niggers have you seen what they skid marks to do the goats and sheep in Africa are they give them a new arsehole

Did you see them sheep shagging bastards up in africa with their big shit dick fucking anything that moves.

by English are trannys December 14, 2021