A man who runs away from relationships and hides in sheds, owns boats with no engines, and may appear on talk shows with strangely ginger hair. Will argue and bluster on any subject for a hobby regardless of any knowledge of the subject matter.

A boy whose dad locks him in the shed , his dad is a convicted pedophile . He thinks he is a bad cunt but is really a lesbicoon , will staunch up to you if you slap him but will bitch it if your actually gonna hit him