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she-mullet 

The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.
Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*
she-mullet by Rico Arna May 16, 2006

she mullet 

A mullet on a woman. Found primarily in trailer parks and Wal Marts. Specimens are known to breed young mullet bearers (see also mullet farmer) and are commonly found toothless and shoeless. Also known as the Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Waterfall, Business in Front Party in Rear, etc...
Many redneck women like to rock a she mullet.
she mullet by inane February 26, 2005

She mullet 

An alternative hair style that is used to fight back agents begets who don't know there place, if a beget will see a women wearing a she mullet they will be angry because they know in there little heads there being made fun off
"She looks amazing with there new she mullet,"
She mullet by Natalie k December 20, 2020

shmullet 

The common name given to a mullet that is grown from the head of a female. Otherwise known as a she - mullet.
Man with a mullet marries woman with a shmullet.
shmullet by Ziggs October 7, 2004

shemullet 

a woman of typical southern decent who's hair resembles that of a male NASCAR driver. damn that bitch got a shemullet.
shemullet by Brian Finos January 13, 2009

Shemullet 

A females pubic region where the unkempt minge and arse hair is combed forward together with product as a full frontal display to producer a mullet style hair do.
I had a hairy back woods lesbian come into the salon for a trim up. You could image my disgust when he downed trouser to unveil the shemullet.