shaved cat
shaved cat by dammit janet June 27, 2003
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Shaved Cat
shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal
*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs
Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"
Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"
Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs
Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"
Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"
Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"
Shaved Cat by A pocketfull of amazingness February 21, 2009
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A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.
Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"
Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"
Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"
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