Shart Week 

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.

I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.

Shart Week by Team Beavis August 2, 2010

Shart Week 

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!

Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds

Shart Week by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012

shart week 

when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, shit +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.

tony: hows it going alex

alex: aww man its been a total shart week

shart week by Corn-man May 25, 2010

Shart Week

When you go to jail and are withdrawing from drugs, specifically opiates, and spend the majority of the week shitting your brains out.

I got arrested and couldn't make bond. Looks like it's gonna be a Shart Week for me in jail unless I can perform a sexual act to score some opiates.

Shart Week by OJ Skrimpson March 7, 2026

shark week

the week a woman experiences menstruation

Shannon was in a bad mood because it was shark week.

shark week by Carina September 5, 2005

Shark Week

The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.

Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.

Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"

Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."

Shark Week by MagickDio January 9, 2011

Shark Week

A week in the summer when discovery channel broadcasts all its shows in the shark theme. The best week to watch TV.

Bill: Hey dude you wanna watch TV?
Ted: Not really man.
Bill: But bro its Shark week!!!
Ted: Really! Most Excellent!
Rufus: I'll turn on the discovery channel.

Shark Week by jonthom July 29, 2008