The shortest man on earth, also known as Aarnav Sharma. He is approximately 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometres in height. He is very hard to spot, but you always know when he is nearby due to the squeaky sound of his voice
An extremely comfortable shirt given to a “significant other” who spent the night and needs a spare change of clothes to look stylish on their walk home
Sorry you have to spend the morning in your top from last night, I’m out of shacker shirts :(