sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

sharky's syndrome by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

shaky camera syndrome 

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.

Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

shaky camera syndrome by T. Polkinghorne March 30, 2009

Shaky Shift Syndrome 

When you hold down shift to make a bunch of capital letters, but end up letting go of it SO YOUR SeNtENCE LOOKs RETaRDeD like that.

"OmG I JUsT LOst THe GaME"
"Lol, what?"
"...Blame Shaky Shift Syndrome. >_>"

Shaky Shift Syndrome by H1R1 June 26, 2009

Sharpy Eye Syndrome  

1.) An eye disorder that causes the eye to feel uncomfortable when looking at sharp, pointy, ninety-degree angles. The sensation is the equivalent of nails scratching a chalk board but for ones eyes.

2.) The SES attack can last anywhere from a day to five days periodically through out a day in the left or right eye.

3.) Unknown to most of public and professionals due to the fact that one person has it. Name not mentioned to protect the privacy of that person.

"My eyes are killing me. Everywhere I look I see many sharp angles. The edges of all objects bother me. God, Sharpy Eye Syndrome is a pain in the eyes.

Sharpy Eye Syndrome by Atomicdollar December 9, 2008

Shaky Bear Syndrome 

When you get really high and you twitch or shake or vibrate or anything similar.

"Dude," exclaimed Paul, "I have shaky bear syndrome right now."
"Yeah, you're shaking 'cause you're high," replied Todd.

Shaky Bear Syndrome by RoooooaaaaaarrrUH13 June 28, 2009