Steve: My friend shabutacocked me so hard.
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard

Shabutacock by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020

slapute

An action deserving of a slap and a salute at the same time

You recent action deserves a slapute. It was terrible and yet awesome

slapute by Fuzz0 May 15, 2017

Shabutie

A band consisting of future members of Coheed and Cambria(Mic Todd and Claudio Sanchez).

"Hey, I'm an idiot I think it's spelled Shabootie!"
"Nah man.. it's S-H-A-B-U-T-I-E.."

or

"Isn't Shabutie that old Coheed band?!"
"No, it is not."

Shabutie by Jack February 12, 2005

shapotato

everything that was, is, or ever will be shapotato

any number, n, divided by zero, shapotato

"You just got pwned"
"shapotato" (as in "you're right i did get pwned")

"I have an idea lets go to Pepe's for burritos"
"shapotato" (as in agreement)

shapotato by 1337zorg October 16, 2006

Saputello

Italian for smartass.

Antonio called Ezio a saputello when he suggested going through the front door of a heavily guarded palazzo. from Assassin's Creed II

Saputello by Colin.Is.Terrified April 12, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026