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A Nyke Louis often texts spotato for their enemies. Then the enemies feel weirded out and flee the group chat.
Nyke: "Andrew you're a spotato"
Andrew: *cries*
Spotato by nykelouiswas_HERE February 21, 2019
A potato of the sexual orientation.
I like to rub my sexpotato all over my face.
sexpotato by Marksexpotato April 10, 2010
A person who wants to spend every moment in the house having sex. Usually happens in the first month of a relationship, or soon after becoming sexually active with your partner. Not to be confused with a couch potato, a sex potato often breaks to eat- rather than eat during the act.
Laura: "Have you seen Mark or Beth?"

Rob: "No, Last I heard they were at home having sex, but that was 2 days ago"

Laura: "What a bunch of sexpotatoes!"
Sexpotato by VanillaVixen December 22, 2010

Sacapotatos 

My geriatric friend of 70 years is moving to Sacapotatos to be closer to his family and other gang members.
Sacapotatos by mg32257 December 25, 2012

Sheepotator 

Refers to a welder from Wisconsin that likes to have sex with potatoes on a couch.
Jeff is the biggest sheepotator I know!
Sheepotator by Peringle July 15, 2017
Someone who is amazing. Can also describe someone who is very special, because nobody else knows what it means๐Ÿ˜‚
Person 1:omg ur a spotato!?
Person 2: yaaaaass
Spotato by SPOTATO November 25, 2016
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Me: Poggers!
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