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shapotato 

everything that was, is, or ever will be shapotato

any number, n, divided by zero, shapotato

"You just got pwned"
"shapotato" (as in "you're right i did get pwned")

"I have an idea lets go to Pepe's for burritos"
"shapotato" (as in agreement)
shapotato by 1337zorg October 16, 2006
Words you can keep
A Nyke Louis often texts spotato for their enemies. Then the enemies feel weirded out and flee the group chat.
Nyke: "Andrew you're a spotato"
Andrew: *cries*
Spotato by nykelouiswas_HERE February 21, 2019
I like to rub my sexpotato all over my face.
sexpotato by Marksexpotato April 10, 2010
A person who wants to spend every moment in the house having sex. Usually happens in the first month of a relationship, or soon after becoming sexually active with your partner. Not to be confused with a couch potato, a sex potato often breaks to eat- rather than eat during the act.
Laura: "Have you seen Mark or Beth?"

Rob: "No, Last I heard they were at home having sex, but that was 2 days ago"

Laura: "What a bunch of sexpotatoes!"
Sexpotato by VanillaVixen December 22, 2010

Sacapotatos 

My geriatric friend of 70 years is moving to Sacapotatos to be closer to his family and other gang members.
Sacapotatos by mg32257 December 25, 2012

Sheepotator 

Refers to a welder from Wisconsin that likes to have sex with potatoes on a couch.
Jeff is the biggest sheepotator I know!
Sheepotator by Peringle July 15, 2017
Someone who is amazing. Can also describe someone who is very special, because nobody else knows what it means😂
Person 1:omg ur a spotato!?
Person 2: yaaaaass
Spotato by SPOTATO November 25, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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