Shabutacock69's definitions
Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy
Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?
Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.
Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?
Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.
by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020
Get the Cock guymug. An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021
Get the Porch Yetimug. Ashley: Oh WoW did you just snab in side of me!
Gerald: oh yeah could not resist anymore!
Ashley: Can you snab in my butt now please?
Gerald: oh yeah could not resist anymore!
Ashley: Can you snab in my butt now please?
by Shabutacock69 July 28, 2021
Get the Snabmug. Steve: My friend shabutacocked me so hard.
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard
by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020
Get the Shabutacockmug.