Definitions by Shabutacock69
Porch Yeti
An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Porch Yeti by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021
Shabutacock
Steve: My friend shabutacocked me so hard.
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard
Shabutacock by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020