shankzula

The act of being a childish loser that uses terms such as QWAR.

Wow this stupid kid is being such a fucking shankzula!

by Ponzi Scheme October 5, 2011

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

Shankquake

When someone has fallen to the ground, often shoved, a group of 2 or more will begin to stab repeatedly.

"Your honor, the man died, he was caught in a Shankquake"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

Count Skankula

n. The female Patriarch of all lesser skanks.

If I forget to put the toilet seat down, my lady turns into Count Skankula.

by TheJBasser May 10, 2006

shankland

'shanking the land' is a common activity in which the ultimate dons of the uk join together to collectively 'shank' (verb to stab) the land.
'shankland' is the name given to these dons once they have completed there 7th official landshank.

dunknow the shankland

by dondondondondon July 4, 2010

shankalank

to shank a lanky person

i’m going to shankalank u

by annashank May 26, 2021

Shanklanding

When someone stares at you with sunglasses on.

Man the guy wont stop shanklanding me.

by cheesynugget March 19, 2010