shandu

A shandu is slang for a jackoff indian customer looking to buy a car. They come in, testdrive, ask
you a fucking million questions and then leave without buying shit.

"Fuck me!, I just spent two hours getting jacked off by that fuckin' shandu!"

shandu by Fatty S April 14, 2014

Sandusky pause 

When you inappropriately pause before answering a serious question or during the process of answering a serious question. Coined by Jerry Sandusky when pausing after asked by Bob Costas if he was sexually attracted to young boys.

Keith gave a Sandusky pause when asked by his HR rep if he was masturbating in front of Erin Andrews.

HR rep: Keith, did you or have you ever masturbated in front of Erin Andrews?

Keith: Masturbated in front of Erin Andrews? What? Like jerk off? In front of Erin Andrews? Are you serious? Come on. Masturbate in front of Erin Andrews? No. I--what? That's silly. I would never masturbate in front of her. No. I didn't masturbate in front of her.

Sandusky pause by hoboscratch1 November 15, 2011

shandeh

Shame; embarrassment. (Yiddish)

Bernie Madoff's behavior is a shandeh!

shandeh by Dirty Vicar September 29, 2009

Sandusky's Lair 

a place or location (often a locker room) where little boys and teens are taken to be abused for sexual pleasure of an older male.

Rumor has it that over 40 children have visited Sandusky's lair in the Penn State locker room over the last 10 years.

Sandusky's Lair by Your Fuqqin Boy December 27, 2011

Jerry Sanduskying 

A word derived from the assistant coach from Penn State who was accused of molesting boys in the shower.

This is a verb used to describe someone who is molesting boys. Can be used to describe one who is being dominated.

Can also be used to describe someone/someones who pick on a person who have little to no control over the situation

I don't want to be a part of that Fraternity. I hear they are Jerry Sanduskying each other.

Are you watching the Bears? They are Jerry Sandusking the Packers right now!

Jerry Sanduskying by titoliston November 7, 2011

no sandusky 

a reprievel plea one must claim after making a statement that can be taken as not only homosexual but pedophilesque and savage. Obviosly made popular by the vile atrocities committed by Jerry Sandusky.

Marshal: I was feeling his shaft and for it being bent that kid can stroke for only being 12.

Newman: Hello Jerry.....

Marshal: Huh, I'm talking about playing put-put you twisted fuck...

Newman:........

Marshal: No Sandusky

Newman: That's all you needed to say

no sandusky by meowcat904reloaded December 19, 2011

Sandusky Style 

A sexual style where one person acts like a pedophile faggot and the other acts like an unwilling very young boy.

Girl: I like it Sandusky Style

Guy: Damn, your a freak

Girl: Im going to take you from behind when you in the shower

Guy: Oh no i am not a little boy who's going to get it in the ass!

Girl: I thought you knew I was freaky, too bad

Sandusky Style by Droxi March 15, 2012