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Normal of hispanic origian much like emo and goth except on crack. They are complete jackass's like johnny knoxville. They normaly hate every thing thats not like them. Except hispanics and asians and anime. Wear black and green(like Link) from zelda. There rockers(mostly, only hardcore and metal). I like Industrial Metal alot. And my friend Joe a.k.a Haku, likes metal and alternative metal like a true shamrocker. One more thing.... We better then you!!!!!!!!!!

shamrocker: Hey you fucking emo bitch get a life
Emo bitch: im so gay and lonely
Shamerocker: fucken popers think they are so cool they just gay in denail
poper:don't talk about me and my gay lovers

shamrocker by Salvador de Shamrocker September 16, 2006

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

Shamrock Shower by opeake April 12, 2011

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woah shamrock

After the viral video of the same name where a racehorse bolts off with an inexperienced rider on board: A feeling of being totally out of control in a dangerous situation where the only certain outcome is that it's not going to end well.

Halfway round the roller coaster ride I freaked out and was like "Woah Shamrock!"

woah shamrock by ChesterChes May 14, 2017

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Shamrock Shit

The resulting green poop of a delicious limited time only Shamrock Shake from McDonalds .

Wow my poop was so green today; must've been a Shamrock Shit.

Shamrock Shit by MichelleS February 29, 2008

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shamockery

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.

Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!

shamockery by Darkko August 12, 2005

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shamrock

A green leaf with heart shaped petels. they can vary in number but you are most likly to find them with three leaves (four if you're lucky)

Jimmy never found a four-leaf shamrock and now he's dead....

shamrock by cailin beag August 30, 2003

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Shake your Shamrocks

something your drunk self says to an on-coming woman on St. Patrick's Day.

hey baby let me see you shake your shamrocks!

Shake your Shamrocks by bubbles5587 March 24, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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