a very funny salseman that i may or may not have a very deep attraction to and i want to give him all the love he deserves because he needs it. oh yeah also i want to fuck him. (im sorry)
person 1: spamton is my favorite deltarune chapter 2 character! how about you?
me: i want spamton in my bed right the fuck now
me: i want spamton in my bed right the fuck now
by possum did not write this March 22, 2022
Spamton(Spamton G. Spamton) from Deltarune Chapter 2 , his first encounter text reads as follows
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late Night?
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the slime YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late Night?
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the slime YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
by Sanemero57 October 01, 2021
The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen
"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG SHOT Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN NOW!! Spamtonism!.🙏"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG SHOT Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN NOW!! Spamtonism!.🙏"
by ellgun October 16, 2021
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
Spamton, full name Spamton G. Spamton, is an antagonist in Chapter 2 of Deltarune.
Spamton appears as a diminutive robotic ventriloquist's dummy that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes changes colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back.
After his battle, he appears as a shopkeeper in the Trash Zone.
Spamton NEO is his upgraded form, which serves as a bonus boss on a normal route and the final boss of the Chapter 2 Snowgrave Route.
Spamton appears as a diminutive robotic ventriloquist's dummy that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes changes colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back.
After his battle, he appears as a shopkeeper in the Trash Zone.
Spamton NEO is his upgraded form, which serves as a bonus boss on a normal route and the final boss of the Chapter 2 Snowgrave Route.
by RXQ1jj October 01, 2021
by AlecTheInterneter September 29, 2021
by Lil' Sephy September 27, 2021