shamplify

meaning to shamplify anything with shampoo.

he must go and shamplify his dogs fur coat.

by nickthesick5469 April 21, 2009

skimplify

(n) To reduce the amount of clothing worn. To make skimpier.

"Summer is here. Time to skimplify my wardrobe."

by B Hatchet September 19, 2009

simplify

fancy word to explain you want less

Marie: "Can you simplify your essay?"
Emma:"Sure I'll make it shorter."

by ahahahahahahahahq February 17, 2020

spamplifier

A person who forwards company-wide emails to the whole company again "in case you missed this"...

If Rex wasn't such a spamplifier, I could get through my inbox much more quickly; all these duplicate messages are annoying and unnecessary.

by sam1127x August 24, 2021

shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother

the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted

by rocko de paco May 17, 2021

Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

by Granka July 1, 2018

Sharpify

of or pertaining to sharpifying something via a sharpie.

We will sharpify your face today if you sign this legal document.

by everybodyx42 October 23, 2005