shame dick

A casual sex partner that you are not particularly proud of but also can't seem to resist because their a good lay.

Don't tell anyone but last night after the party I caved and hooked up with shame dick... Promise you'll try to stop me next time.

by Tipsy Philosophy April 23, 2019

dick shame

Relevant to "body shame" to pre-judge someone regarding your thoughts of their dick size.

John was at basketball practice, wearing his grey sweat pants. The girls watching were dick shaming him. Embarrassing him in front of the whole crew making jokes and saying "don't bother waisting time, looks like all balls no dick" {dick shame}

by Crens2 April 21, 2018

Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".

by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011

Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

dick shape

(adj)a male who is not likely to ejaculate quickly because he has intercourse freqently.

Male 1: So I'm gonna hit off this chick and I'll call ya'll in like 10 minutes.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.

by dkyard October 17, 2008

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

by Decker Manning July 9, 2016

Dick Shake

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

by Wee Machine October 6, 2004