shambooey

when a man gives the fem a big smooch

"man, why'd you give her the shambooey?"

"because she's my boo, nigga"

shambooey by ethans a fag May 23, 2023

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.

(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

Shamboozle by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

Shampooed 

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

Shampooed by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009

Shamboozlery 

Utter and completely ridiculous goofy situations; often encompassing the usage of midgets, farm animals and/or trained dancing poodles.

$200 a ticket for a midget puppet show? Lets shine this Shamboozlery.

That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.

Shamboozlery by Mark D'Antonio December 27, 2007

Shamboolee 

The area down the middle of it

Throw the bullets down the shamboolee for later.

Shamboolee by Romix July 23, 2017

Shamboots 

A whale, like shamu, with boots. Preferably an orca, due to the 2 tone colors.

-hey shamboots, those are some nice boots you have there.
-i would shake your hand, but i aint got none.
-hey! you're a whale! with boots!
-i was attacked earlier today, turns out by a whale, with boots.
oh you mean a shamboots?
-i hear shamboots love trout, and sea lions

Shamboots by shamboots September 7, 2010

Shamboner 

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.

"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."

Shamboner by Bry P. June 12, 2016