skuh-LOW-nYa, noun.
1) A person, usually of Sicilian descent, who makes a profession of being a sleazy insurance agent.

2) A Sicilian that wants you to go ice skating when you obviously don't want to.

3) A poor driver.

Damn, that Scalogna overcharged me like 40 bucks!

This Scalogna wants me to go ice skating when I obviously don't want to.

Scalogna rolled her car into a sand dune and wants help.

Scalogna by Jeff Died November 11, 2007

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Shalongalong

A very large penis that is usually common in tall skinny people or short black people

Yo bro I heard James got a shalongalong

Shalongalong by Jay the the FlexGod October 19, 2018

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Shalongabong

When you score an absolute screamer goal outside the box

Person 1: Rooney just scored an absolute Shalongabong

Person 2: you're a disgrace...

Shalongabong by Shalongabong March 12, 2022

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shalonga

it's anything you want it to be! from nouns verbs and more!

omg that guy is such a shalonga!

shalonga by shalongakid May 31, 2017

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shalona

Top tier of Black Girl Magic! She is someone who has a heart of gold and will do anything for anyone but also has limits, so don’t push it! As an Aunt, Shalona is baddest of them all! If your Aunt isn’t named Shalona, I’m sorry to hear that. Shalona will succeed at and everything she does, PERIOD!

I wish I had me a, Shalona.

Shalona is unstoppable at everything she puts her mind too!

shalona by AnonymousDefinder November 23, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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