shalogna

A fucking masterpiece

“Yo that car is a shalogna”

shalogna by Steadyfuckin December 29, 2020

shalogma 

the act of sticking your toung or penis into somes eyeball

bill: "get ready for shalogma!"

sherly: "I don't like it that way."

shalogma by shalogma!! October 23, 2008

Scalogna 

skuh-LOW-nYa, noun.
1) A person, usually of Sicilian descent, who makes a profession of being a sleazy insurance agent.

2) A Sicilian that wants you to go ice skating when you obviously don't want to.

3) A poor driver.

Damn, that Scalogna overcharged me like 40 bucks!

This Scalogna wants me to go ice skating when I obviously don't want to.

Scalogna rolled her car into a sand dune and wants help.

Scalogna by Jeff Died November 11, 2007

Shalongalong 

A very large penis that is usually common in tall skinny people or short black people

Yo bro I heard James got a shalongalong

Shalongalong by Jay the the FlexGod October 19, 2018

Shalongabong

When you score an absolute screamer goal outside the box

Person 1: Rooney just scored an absolute Shalongabong

Person 2: you're a disgrace...

Shalongabong by Shalongabong March 12, 2022

shalonga

it's anything you want it to be! from nouns verbs and more!

omg that guy is such a shalonga!

shalonga by shalongakid May 31, 2017

Shalona 

NOUN (n) She’s a bad mother-shut ya mouth! A creative soul(s) depending on the mood and or occasion.

ADVERB (adv) Quiet when observing her surrounding but can also be loud and funny in familiar environments. Either way, facial expressions are always a dead giveaway. Often mistaken as having an attitude but it’s just a permanent resting bitch face; which is cured by laughter and fun in a safe environment.

ADJECTIVE (adj) This person is honest to a fault and will not tolerate liars. Prefers to avoid petty behaviors but not afraid to indulge if necessary.

I don’t know why you’re mad at me that I wrote my own definition, with that Shalona look on your face.

Shalona by PlainPhillyJane November 23, 2021