Top tier of Black Girl Magic! She is someone who has a heart of gold and will do anything for anyone but also has limits, so don’t push it! As an Aunt, Shalona is baddest of them all! If your Aunt isn’t named Shalona, I’m sorry to hear that. Shalona will succeed at and everything she does, PERIOD!
by AnonymousDefinder November 23, 2021
Get the shalona mug.NOUN (n) She’s a bad mother-shut ya mouth! A creative soul(s) depending on the mood and or occasion.
ADVERB (adv) Quiet when observing her surrounding but can also be loud and funny in familiar environments. Either way, facial expressions are always a dead giveaway. Often mistaken as having an attitude but it’s just a permanent resting bitch face; which is cured by laughter and fun in a safe environment.
ADJECTIVE (adj) This person is honest to a fault and will not tolerate liars. Prefers to avoid petty behaviors but not afraid to indulge if necessary.
ADVERB (adv) Quiet when observing her surrounding but can also be loud and funny in familiar environments. Either way, facial expressions are always a dead giveaway. Often mistaken as having an attitude but it’s just a permanent resting bitch face; which is cured by laughter and fun in a safe environment.
ADJECTIVE (adj) This person is honest to a fault and will not tolerate liars. Prefers to avoid petty behaviors but not afraid to indulge if necessary.
I don’t know why you’re mad at me that I wrote my own definition, with that Shalona look on your face.
by PlainPhillyJane November 23, 2021
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Get the shalnark mug.This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.✨🌟✨
by Shalonda December 20, 2016
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Me : mom he’s Shalnark of course he’s going to stand with his hand on his hip 24/7
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