shakin' the baby

A euphemism for male masturbation.
"I was in my bedroom, shakin' the baby, when my grandma walked in!!!"
by Drew February 01, 2005
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shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.
the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.
by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009
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