shakin' the baby

A euphemism for male masturbation.

"I was in my bedroom, shakin' the baby, when my grandma walked in!!!"

by Drew January 31, 2005

shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009