The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

Shampoovering by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

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spaghooter

Spaghooter is pronounced (Spa-goo-ter), not (Spag-hooter) or (Spage-hooter).
Spaghooter is a powerful being not to be reckoned with.
Spaghooter is a king of dank may-mays and will provide his team with top quality may-mays
Spaghooter is a clutch/awp god and will not let his team down

ohmygod spaghooter just clutched again -
holy shit there goes spaghooter awping down mid -
jesus christ its spaghooter -
spaghooter have my babies -
spaghooter sign my face -

spaghooter by Spaghooter July 23, 2017

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Shagoonery

The act of committing intense shenanigans primarily with sexual intent but not doing anything sexual

Me and the boys are about to go initiate some shagoonery at the bar with some of our fine lads

Shagoonery by MaxipadFTW October 31, 2026

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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