shag hag

A girl you fuck cuz you can't get anyone else. Usually ugly.

guy:ew man, don't fuck her!
other guy:she's just my shag hag.

shag hag by yooooooooo June 23, 2007

fag hag shag

Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.

Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.

fag hag shag by Roy Rover May 10, 2005

shag the haggis 

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

shag the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shag the haggis 

Scottish slang for playing the bagpipes.

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."

shag the haggis by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008