shaftway

a long ass dick

DAMN HE HAD A BIG SHAFTWAY

by mammamamama December 6, 2016

Shaftway there

When you're excitedly more than 'halfway there' on a journey or task. When you go 'beyond the tip' and you're not quite 'balls deep'. With a chance imminent but drawn out failure but equally, halfway to glory.

Q. Did you get that client across the line with the TPS report? I heard it went well...

A. I think we're shaftway there.

by MiShaz May 25, 2016

shaftwack

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it

"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"

by trevor hackl November 6, 2005

shaftwack

Dongslap right in the kisser!

Look hes passed out, quickly shaftwack James Prtr (not real name) (yes it is)

by Sunders August 31, 2008

shaftwacker

a female who enjoys giving brains to a male

yo homie that girls a shaft wacker im going to ask her to do me a favor

by Romaine February 2, 2005

shaftwack

Dongslap right in the kisser!

Look hes passed out, quickly shaftwack James Prtr (not real name)

by N.Saunders April 27, 2006

shatway

The right behavior that leads to getting shitty drunk.

aka - shatnered, shitfaced and being a shitfaced-cockmaster

Guy 1: Have you seen him putting them down tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah. He's been killing Blu Jays (Budlights) like a motherfucker!

Guy 1: Yep, he'll be shatway in no time flat!

by 80's Fighter Pilot June 29, 2012