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stick shaft 

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
stick shaft by stickshaft April 23, 2014

Shart Stick 

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.
Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....
Shart Stick by Draksar July 22, 2022

shift stick 

Referring to your dick/penis mainly when your getting head.
“Ohhhhh Ethan lemme suck your shift stick.”
shift stick by DaddyE 2.0 December 27, 2017

Stick shift Confession 

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.
Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

Stick Shift 

A car that has a manual transmission where the driver uses a clutch and a gear shifter to drive the car.
Really awsome cars like a Toyota Celica can be found with this type of transmission.
Stick Shift by lunar shadows August 10, 2004

Driving Stick-Shift 

When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.
Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"

Friend- "Who drove?"

Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."

Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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