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Coolest math teacher you can ever have. Teaches for all of about 15 minutes and lets you talk for the rest of the period as long as you do your work. Has a really cool accent that you've never heard anywhere else before but it's still freaking awesome. Great at fencing. HATES disorganization. In every class, Shafaie secretly has one favorite kid and one least favorite kid. But he's such a cool teacher that you honestly can't hate him. He's the best math teacher you can ever.
Common phrases of Shafaie:

SIT DOWN NAOOOOOO!

I HATE THIS GUYYY

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG NAOOO

CHECK? WHAT IS CAPITAL OF CZECHOSLOVAKIA?
Shafaie by everybodylovesnerds November 17, 2011
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Shawaiz is a guy with the most massive cock in the world. Smart asf and got nice hair. Hes loyal and a sex machine.
“Hey is your name Shawaiz, can you please fuck me with your huge black cock?”
Shawaiz by Emma.uwu February 18, 2022
Similar to shafiq, shafiz is also an angel from heaven who was sent to save someone, whether it's saving someone from danger or saving someone from emotional distress. Shafiq or shafiz is someone who is compassionate and loving. They are more likely to be the fire signs instead of the earth signs, They are most compatible with Earth Signs.
Thats shafiz over there!! His so innocent .. Wish to be like him!
shafiz by Dr Dominic PHD D.t January 2, 2018

shanaiza 

A shanaiza is a person that can give you instant smiles. A shanaiza can only be energetic and bold, making a Shanaiza a one of a kind person. A shanaiza can never give up on you. A strong person to ever exist in your eyes. A Shanaiza can never be compared to any other being there is.
-Shanaiza, you're unbelievably beautiful, inside and out
The prettiest boy ever :)
He can be dry sometimes but once you get to know him, he's a really cute and fun person. He's having a hard time rn with stuff but I hope he knows that I'm rooting for him. Ily <3
Shawaiz is my pretty boy
Shawaiz by Taevhyung November 21, 2021

shafizadeh 

A sweet, innocent, and good-natured middle-aged woman who is married with two or more children.
Brenna is the nicest shafizadeh you could ever meet!
shafizadeh by Croquet May 3, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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