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sh- poop 

When you're about to say "shit" but remember that you're in front of little people who can't even watch PG-13 movies without crying and going to their parents.
sh- poop by TDude53 May 31, 2021
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First begun in 1843, the ISA, or International Shpoople Association, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international Shpoople matches and tournaments, including the WST, the World Shpoople Trophy.

Shpoople was begun by Fjord Vanderflorgen in Copenhagen, Denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent ISA findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

The match is over when one participant has clearly victored and declared "Shpoople!". Condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly "Don't be sad, that's why they call it Shpoople".
Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople
Related Words
Shpoop • Shpoople • shpoopy • shpoopel • shpoopit • sh • Sh'yeah • sh*t • sh'mellow • sh'mon
— n

1. The viscous combination of frothy fecal matter and anal lube produced by particularly vigorous acts of anal sex.

2. Rothfuss.
Bill Clinton has a notorious fetish for the frothy shpoop produced by Monica Lewinski.
Shpoop by McSnootatron March 6, 2011

shpoopit 

Synonym for "crap" or "shit," but usable in some situations where dropping the s-bomb is inappropriate.
Sent via I.M. from my place employment to my wife's: "The boss is on a tirade today, and guess where I was standing when the shpoopit hit the fan?"
shpoopit by Amado September 11, 2011
Originating from the words Shit and Poop Shpoop can be used as an alternative to cursing. However the word has evolved into a more descriptive word for someone who is being a shit / poop or someone you care deeply about making them your Shpoopy.
Oh Taylor you Shpoop

or

Taylor's my Shpoopy
Shpoop by Jakeelew January 29, 2020
1. Literally meaning: "Don't be sad/upset"

2. The title of a vigorous fringe sport known only as Shpoople. Due to this, shpoople is also used with the meaning "Don't be sad/upset, it is only a game".
"Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople."
Shpoople by Lazaryck August 14, 2009
A word used by the united (yet scattered) pot smokers to take the place of a "hit" of marijuanna. It can also be said as "shpoppers" for poppers (weed+tobacco), "shbong" as in a bong, or to take the place of any word at all.
1. Matt greened after he hit that shpoop.
Translation: Matt puked after he took that pail.

2. Brody brews dirty shpoops
Translation: Brody brews creamy pails

3. Brandon shpooped a ginger.
Translation: Brandon fucked a ginger.

4. Brad shpoops hard on pails
Translation: Brad trips out hard while under the influence
shpoop by dirtybong June 18, 2010
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